The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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