beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You've changed since you got that strap on
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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