the day after is always just damage control
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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