I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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