After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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