I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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