Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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