I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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