id be glad to
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He felt like a one man threesome
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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