Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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