his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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