operation harelip BJ is a go
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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