..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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