Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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