Sry I called you an 8
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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