shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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