just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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