As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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