dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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