i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
