found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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