Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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