if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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