I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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