if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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