why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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