So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
