my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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