I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
