What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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