so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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