People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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