Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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