My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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