He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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