All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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