two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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