Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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