How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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