I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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