Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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