all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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