Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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