she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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