you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
