I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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