Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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