How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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