Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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