It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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