Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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